June 2009
Lordy, how time flies. It's been a rollercoaster 18 months - Banditos have wed, mini Banditos have sprung, Banditos have moved and new Banditos have entered the fray, which has left little time to surf, ride bikes and conquer the globe.

However, these plans have not been abandoned, merely postponed. The new top secret Bandito lair is yet to be completed due to construction has being delayed by the builders:

"Yeah yeah guv - it'll be finished in two weeks, honest. Yeap, even the death laser will be installed and wired in!"

They obviously don't understand that we can't take over the world without a secret underground lair. I bet Lex Luthor didn't have to put up with this shit.
::Pimpmaster Jazz::

January 2008
OK rain, you've made your point. You get things wet. You make people drive badly. You hang around making everything grey. You're kinda beautiful in a certain way, but it'd be nice if you gave us a break for a few days.
::Pimpmaster Jazz::

January 2008
A new year, all the travelling Banditos are back in the fold and some new plans are being hatched.
::Pimpmaster Jazz::