The Bandito Disco 2004 Awards

Album of the year:
Hot Fuss - The Killers

Single of the year :
I Miss You - Blink 182

The Darkness (we are a proper band, not a joke) award:
Goldie Looking Chain

Band to watch out for this year:
Bloc Party

UK new artist of the year:
Kasabian

Album of the year elsewhere:
Braxton Hicks

Best value album of the year:
Hey Ho Let's Go - the Ramones anthology 50+ tracks for only £6.99.

Worst single:
Babycakes

Worst band:
3 Of A Kind

Film of the year:
The Incredibles

Most attractive male:
Johnny Depp

Most attractive female:
Jessica Biel

Worst film:
The Grudge

Best political decision:
The hunting ban

Worst political decision:
Voting in Bush again

Best soap:
Hollyoaks

Vehicle of the year:
1984 Land Rover Defender 110

Jam of the year:
Blackberry and apple (homemade)

Floppy haired TV cook of the year:
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

Flavouring ingredient of the year:
Chilli

Website of the year:
www.chavscum.co.uk

Stupid celebrity baby name of the year:
Apple

Best jokes following a disaster:
The Morcombe bay Chinese cockle picker drownings...

Nastiest joke of the year:
Ken Bigley xmas crackers (crap jokes & no hats!)

Beard of the year:
Brian Mc Fadden

Bike crash of year:
The Pimp (have you seen his scars yet?)

Evil mud of the year:
Chilterns

Most pointless protest of the year:
The naked fox hunting protest. No one was naked. Just a stunt to get some exposure in the Daily Star - but no-one really cared.