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The Pimp's e-answers.
- What book are you reading?
The Fall Of Yugoslavia.
Bit of a heavy bad boy about the war in the former
Yugoslavia and its origins, but also read Dark Winter
by Andy McNab and Force 10 From Navarone by Alistair
McLean when TFOY became a bit too much.
- What time is it now?
12.14pm
- What's on your mouse pad?
It's a kitchen work top.
So on that is a microwave, my laptop, some speakers, a
bowl, an empty coffee mug, a half drunk bottle of
wine, a bread bin and today's Guardian.
- What is your favourite board game?
Measuring my
willy along a wide ruler.
- Favourite magazine?
Bike - American mountain bike
mag.
- Babies?
Only bikes and boards!
- Favourite sound?
Waves crashing.
- Worst feeling in the world?
That point when waves
are holding you down and you start thinking 'oh sh*t,
I might not be getting out of this one'.
- First thing you think of in the morning?
Where am I
today?
- How many rings before you answer the phone?
When I
hear it I'll answer it.
- Future child's name?
That's a very scary
question... Erm, Romeo or Brooklyn. ;-)
- Favourite colour?
Yellow
- What is most important in your life?
Treating
people as I would like to be treated and doing the
things I enjoy.
- Favourite food?
Italian.
- If you could play an instrument what would it be?
Define 'instrument'. Musical or er, organic?
- Do you like to drive fast?
Yes.
- Sleep with a stuffed animal?
Not any more. She
left me. ;-)
- Storms - cool or scary?
Cool! Especially with
lots of lightening! Whoohoo!!!
- What type was your first car?
Datsun Cherry. I
owned it for a good week or two...
- The one person from history you could go back and talk to?
Dennis Wheatley, so I could sell him a tie
and discuss politics.
- Favourite alcoholic drink?
Coffee with something
alcoholic in it. Mmmm, coffee...
- What's in the trunk of your car?
I haven't got any
trunks in my car. If I did I'd probably have to put it
in the boot as they are quite large you know. What a
stupid question!
- If you could have any job you wanted what would it be?
I've already had my dream job as a mountain bike
leader in the French Alps.
- People least likely to respond to this email?
Clive, Mike, Pablo and Dan who will see this as
useless tat. Which it is really!
- Ever been in love?
Yes.
- Is the glass half empty or half full?
Beer - half
empty. Coffee - half full.
- What's your favourite film?
Point Break or The
Living Daylights or Aliens or Star Wars or The Terminator
or The Usual Suspects or Big Wednesday or...
- Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?
Yes, because if I didn't you wouldn't be able to
read the answers because they'd look something like
this: cvsdkjfh nksdhf hvdfjkvndf.
- What's under your bed?
The kitchen.
- What's your favourite number?
7
- What is your favourite sport to watch?
I'd rather
do than watch. But then ladies tennis is always good
entertainment.
- Say at least one nice thing about the person who sent this to you.
He's a good lad that is always up
for a sociable beer or six and used to accompany me to
the infamous Colchester Arts Centre to jig our stuff
to acid jazz and mod classics.
- If you could build a house anywhere where would it be?
In the middle of nowhere, but within walking
distance of a pub, good surf, fantastic trails (and
winter snow) and somewhere that sells coffee. I'm
currently thinking Oregon, Canada or the Alps. Or
possibly the Pyranees. Oh, it must have wicked views
too. And a mediteranean terrace - that's really
important.
- What's your favourite article of clothing?
My
Carhartts.
- Beach, mountain or city?
Mountains
- Technology or art?
Are the two so different? Where
does art finish and tech begin? This is what five
years at art school does for you.
- Comedy or horror?
Comedy.
- Favourite physical feature?
Face and hair.
- Favourite time of day?
Morning.
- The last CD you bought?
Funeral For A Friend,
Casually Dressed and Deep In Conversation. Fantastic
album.
- What's your favourite place to be massaged?
Heheh!
Obvious answers aside, back and head.
- What's more important, strong in mind or strong in body?
Strong in mind.
- What time do you wake up in the morning?
When Mike
bought me in a cup of tea - bless! You've trained him
well Jude!
- What's your favourite kitchen item?
The fridge as
it stores all that lovely food. Mmm, food...
- What makes you really angry?
Not having any food
in the fridge, inconsideration, bad driving.
- Which do you prefer, sports car or 4x4?
Fast 4x4.
Like an Impreza.
- Do you believe in afterlife?
Not sure. I'll tell
you when I get there. But I do believe in karma.
- What is your favourite season?
Spring.
- If you could have a super-power, what would it be?
To be able to morph into different shapes and go
invisible.
- If you have a tattoo, what is it?
Not yet. Ask me
again in a few weeks. And it'll be on my back.
- Can you juggle?
No.
- What's your favourite day?
Haven't got a clue. Not
working a 9-5 means that weekends don't really apply.
- Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger?
Vege
sausages please!
- From the people you email this to, who's the most likely to respond?
Dawnie!
- Who did you receive this from?
Skinny Dave.
- What is your favourite cartoon?
Batman.
- What is your favourite meal?
Beans on toast with
an egg, some cheese, a chopped up vege banger and some
brown sauce.
- If you could take a vacation anywhere in the world where would it be?
My bed.
- Do you have any pets?
I have a cat at my Essex mansion
called Bill, who's a daft and incredibly lovely ball
of fur. I also have two sisters if they count.
- Any words of advice?
You must have the downs to
appreciate the ups.
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