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    Barone von Evilgoat

    Bandito Minister of Yogurt Logistics and Llama Farming

    Barone von Evilgoat - the successor of the Goatmeister General and Doctor White (El Doctore Bianco) in the Bandito organisation. Has been publicly mistaken for elite 70s Division cop, DI Sizzlechest.

    The Barone's secret lair lies deep in the Leicstershire mountains, heavily protected by a vicious, mythical beast known as the Pegster. Very few have laid eyes on the Pegster and lived, and of the survivors even fewer dare speak of what they have seen or experienced. The Barone is renowned as being best mates with Baron Greenback with whom he reguarly plays bridge and cribbage. As a super-hybrid cyber-genetic engineer Barone von Evilgoat is in the process of creating a massive army of warrior goats and llamas, hellbent on world domination. Ironically, considering his circle of friends, he also designed and built Dangermouse's car.

    Barone assumed Doctor White's role in the Bandito Organisation after recovering his body following the Doctor's abortive attempt to master the Monster Foamy(TM) white water world record attempt. Part of Doc White's personality resides in Barone, and the Barone is occasionally spotted having a schizophrenic surfing moment when Doc's consumed soul rises from the subconscious and takes over.

    Barone's top ten tracks (and albums and collections (cheating git!)) for amping and chilling:

    • Rock Steady - Arethra Franklin
    • Sport - Lightning Rod
    • The whole of the White Stripes back catalogue...
    • You Shit Me to Tears - The Tenants
    • Superstition - Stevie Wonder
    • Youth and Young Manhood - Kings of Leon album
    • Elvis - Carpe Wade
    • Tainted Love - Gloria Jones
    • Bitter Words - Area 7
    • Time 2 build - Herbaliser feat. Blade

    The Barone's ten favourite things:

    • Pies
    • Hardtail mountain bikes
    • Big open spaces on dry autumnal days
    • Secret natural singletrack finds
    • The Pegster
    • Deserted breaks
    • Bottled Timmy Taylors Landlord (one thing I have in common with Madonna!)
    • Marstons Pedigree in the Old Thatched Inn in mountainous Leicestershire
    • Epic cooking sessions
    • Late 70s Nikons
    • (bonus object) Lotus Esprit S2.2.
    Barone von Evilgoat