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Barone von Evilgoat
Bandito Minister of Yogurt Logistics and Llama Farming
Barone von Evilgoat - the successor of the Goatmeister General and Doctor White (El Doctore Bianco) in the Bandito organisation. Has been publicly mistaken for elite 70s Division cop, DI Sizzlechest.
The Barone's secret lair lies deep in the Leicstershire mountains, heavily
protected by a vicious, mythical beast known as the Pegster. Very few
have
laid eyes on the Pegster and lived, and of the survivors even fewer
dare
speak of what they have seen or experienced. The Barone is renowned as
being
best mates with Baron Greenback with whom he reguarly plays bridge
and
cribbage. As a super-hybrid cyber-genetic engineer Barone von Evilgoat
is in
the process of creating a massive army of warrior goats and llamas,
hellbent
on world domination. Ironically, considering his circle of friends, he
also
designed and built Dangermouse's car.
Barone assumed Doctor White's role in the Bandito Organisation after
recovering his body following the Doctor's abortive attempt to master the
Monster Foamy(TM) white water world record attempt. Part of Doc White's
personality resides in Barone, and the Barone is occasionally spotted
having
a schizophrenic surfing moment when Doc's consumed soul rises from the
subconscious and takes over.
Barone's top ten tracks (and albums and collections (cheating git!)) for
amping and chilling:
- Rock Steady - Arethra Franklin
- Sport - Lightning Rod
- The whole of the White Stripes back catalogue...
- You Shit Me to Tears - The Tenants
- Superstition - Stevie Wonder
- Youth and Young Manhood - Kings of Leon album
- Elvis - Carpe Wade
- Tainted Love - Gloria Jones
- Bitter Words - Area 7
- Time 2 build - Herbaliser feat. Blade
The Barone's ten favourite things:
- Pies
- Hardtail mountain bikes
- Big open spaces on dry autumnal days
- Secret natural singletrack finds
- The Pegster
- Deserted breaks
- Bottled Timmy Taylors Landlord (one thing I have in common with
Madonna!)
- Marstons Pedigree in the Old Thatched Inn in mountainous Leicestershire
- Epic cooking sessions
- Late 70s Nikons
- (bonus object) Lotus Esprit S2.2.
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