Eddie Bandito

Death Metal Exploitation Bandito

The death metal legend Eddie Bandito, man amongst men, Brainchoke bass player and cheif goat scarer. His idea of a singlespeed is a circa. 1980s Raleigh Burner which he rode with limited success in the 2003 Singlespeed Euro relays. Currently the holder of the Sudbury Road Challenge, his driving antics are legendary, which is probably due to him starting his motorsports in a Mk. 2 Astra - the most adaptable Audi-motorway-bashing vehicle ever built (even if it did handle like a sack of spuds).

Eddie, a.k.a. Pondlife, has also successfully completed the following thankless - but dangerous - tasks, so you don't have too.

• Snowboarded in shorts at -10 degrees C
• Run a marathon with only two weeks training
• Descended at 85kph on a fully laden pushbike
• Snorted lemon Isostar
• Purposely spun a car through 720 degrees on a public highway
• Continuously cycled for 12 hours, climbing 5 vertical km in the process.

Eddie's Top Tunes Through The Decades:

• 60s: I Want You - Bob Dylan
• 70s: The Robots - Kraftwerk
• 80s: Axel F - Harold Faltermeyer / Birdhouse in Your Soul - TMBG
• 90s: Demon Cleaner - Kyuss / Gave Up - NIN
• Now: Experiment in Terror - Fantomas