Northern Bandito

Northern Liason Bandito

Northern Bandito is the highly vocal spokesperson for the Bandito Northern Assembly. He has steadfastly increased the Bandito vocabulary with highly useful phrases such as "(something quite difficult) is as easy as trying to knit snot" and "it were fookin great". He manages to seamlessy combine loving nasty 90s gangsta hip-hop with Elvis, going so far as to make it actually pretty cool. He is also the bassbin maestro, and frequently offends east coast residents with his wave-hunting trips.