Woja

Bandito Minister for Beer Consumption Encouragement

Woja - ever decreasingly also known as Ferny, for reasons which will not come clear unless you happen to go to Brisbane Uni - often linked with the Swedish Minority film industry, and rumoured to operate under the name Pablo Escobar (although this has never been proven).

An advocate of the healing qualities of late 80s/early 90s cartoons, Woja is often found rooting through precarious piles of VHS like the deranged love-child of a truffle hog and Randal from Clerks (not as unlikely an occurrence as it may seem...), looking for "that Dangermouse episode with Count Duckula in it" or "the one that explains how mega-brain came to be". Also to be found in the depths of Newbury's many liquor houses and speak-easys, his friends having "just left (honest)" supping a fine vintage real ale and watching ducks.

While not tasting God's own nectar (as it were) Woja can be found reinforcing his membership of the 'Gays On Trays And Pricks With Sticks' alliance (a rare-breed indeed) or tearing up singletrack on what can only be described as a hot-rodded Tamarak.

Woja's top ten badass amping choons:

• Jazz Devil - Barry Adamson
• Imprisoned In Flesh - Candlemass
• Very Last Muse - Red Pocket
• Kong Foo Sing - Regurgitator
• Last Train To Trans-central - KLF
• Toxicity - System Of A Down
• You Me And The Bottle Makes Three Tonight - Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
• Strict Machine - Goldfrapp
• Trans-fatty Acid - Lamb
• Gimme Three Steps - Lynyrd Skynyrd

Woja's top ten chilled and stilled 'aferglow' choons:

• Cold Beverage - G Love And Special Sauce
• Bug Powder Dust - Bomb The Bass
• Inner City Life - Goldie
• Bizarre Love Triangle - Frente
• Bonnie And Clyde - Wayne Horvitz And Robin Holcomb
• Morning Sun - Plumb DJs
• Spotted Cow - Steeleye Span
• Hello, My Name Is Fred - The National Bank
• Barcelona - Paperboys
• Shadow Stabbing - Cake

Woja's top 10 things*:

• Cold clear mornings in lumpy terrain
• Beer (Black Sheep / Timmy Taylor landlord esp.)
• The Princess Bride
• Music
• Talking rubbish
• SLP (and the hunt for suppliers of SLPG)
• New Places
• Nature showing off
• Playing pool/darts badly and not caring
• (bonus object) SNOW!!!

*Badass amping / chilled and stilled "afterglow" choons not included.